Tag: sex education

Sex Education, revised and updated (?)

I got the kind of Sex Education that some people might say makes parents into grandparents when they are still in their thirties. That is: effectively, I received none at all. I do not consider this a chief failing on my parents’ part, though. Because I? Was a nun. You would not need to equip […]

Fresh hell in the fifth grade

Fifth grade was a year on the fringes. Everyone got nicknames that year (Mine was ‘Dra, what an unfortunate nickname). The inside jokes ran rampant. We had sex ed. Our skin was starting to freak out, our moods swung back and forth like erratic pendulums. We memorized Color Me Badd lyrics as we danced around […]