Facebook Status Cliches Rewritten As Ballad Lyrics for the Oeuvre of the Late Luther Vandross

I.

And just like that
Just li-i-i-i-ike that!…
I had a seven year-old.


II.

On this day,…
On THIS day.
I married
my best
Myyyy best
friend.


III.

This weekend…
was one for
was one for
was one for
the books.


IV.

I may not post
Very often
But when I do
When I-I-I-I-I do
It’s to share
This Groupon
This one and only Groupon deal
With youuuuuu.


V.

If you see this girl
If you seeee
Thi-i-i-i-is girl
today!
Make sure you tell her?
Ha-a-a-a-a-ppy Birth It’s her birth It is her birth
Happy B-i-i-i-i-i-rthday.

luther vandross


VI.

Our family
Is growing
By two feet
One foot
Then two-o-o-0 feet!
Our precious little family is growing
By two feet.

VII.
Hashtag
The Lucki-i-i-i-est
Hashtag
Hash to the tag
Hashtag
Blessed

 

VIII.
I love you
To the moon
All the way to the mo-o-o-o-on
And all the way
Allllll the way
Come back,
Come back from the moon
I love you to the moon and back

IX.
Mom and Baby
Are doing just fine
Just fi-i-i-ine
We are so!

So!

So

So

So

So

So

In Lo-o-o-o-ove.

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