Category: Witticisms

Good Counsel

The fact that my paper on free speech was both 1/8 complete and 7/8 incomplete was giving me heartburn. I wanted to start it so that I could complete it. I hated to start it because it was so galactically far from completion. I woke up this morning and read every webblog and online profile […]

“Presently…”

My father, Big Pops, maintains a voicemail message on his business line that I hope he never elects to erase. It is worth calling on your lunch break. It is prime material for a screenplay. It is infamous. His tone is so severe, you are waiting for him to ask you for proof of citizenship, […]