Category: Witticisms

Directions for my Memorial Slideshow

Whereas your mother is of a sound mind on this day the 11th day of January in the year 2018, she will be henceforth referred to as the Deceased. The Deceased shall entrust members of family, namely her children and eventual publishers of her memoir(s) to handle the attendant Memorial Service Slideshow according to these […]

Zumba Diaries

The New Year’s risk-it-for-the-biscuit mentality had not worn off yet so I walked into the Unknown Class last night at the gym. I might not have been so bold except that the other students in the class didn’t appear to have any of that Fearful Equipment of Specialized Gym Classes whereby you’re never quite sure […]

Facebook Status Cliches Rewritten As Ballad Lyrics for the Oeuvre of the Late Luther Vandross

I. And just like thatJust li-i-i-i-ike that!… I had a seven year-old. II. On this day,…On THIS day. I married my best Myyyy best friend. III. This weekend… was one for was one for was one for the books. IV. I may not postVery oftenBut when I doWhen I-I-I-I-I do It’s to share This Groupon […]