1.) I recently bought Pull-Ups for the first time. I felt ridiculously embarrassed even walking down the aisle which obviously shelves bladder control products and diapers. I sincerely worried that people would assume that I was headed to buy me some Depends, since pregnancy/ childbirth really wrecks your ability to sneeze and not lose control over your other functions. Annnnd I’ve already shared too much.
2.) Speaking of Pull-Ups, Baby Girl had her first day at daycare rocking the Pull-Ups. I expected to pick her up and for her daycare provider to be shaking her head, holding up a drenched Pull-Up, saying, “Yeah. Not. Ready. Yet.” Instead, Baby Girl was given a standing O by all of her teachers at her mad potty training skillz. Holla!
3.) I could not shake my sense of disconcertedness all day long over the conclusion to “The Bachelor.”
4.) Lovey Loverpants is right now picking up our friend Doc Albie at the airport. I think Albie is the Korean brother I never had. I absolutely love his Korean guts.
5.) I asked my academic dean if he will observe one of my classes this week. I could really use some feedback, particularly on how to engage 30 college students on grammar before they all lapse into their hungry-for-lunch comas.
6.) I purchased a new monogrammed Easter bunny basket for Baby Girl. Why the plastic woven green and yellow $.99 special from Big Lots was not good enough for her, I cannot explain. Pottery Barn Kids has a way of sending its catalog at precise moments of consumer weakness, I swear.
7.) I cannot imagine a time in the future when I will be as blessed with friends who live so close as the ones I have right now. And the ones who live far away, they are pretty stellar, too.
8.) I have seen exactly 2 of the movies nominated for the Oscars: “An Education,” and “Julie and Julia.” I HIGHLY recommend the former. I hope Streep wins it for best actress for the latter. I would not mind seeing “The Blind Side” and “Food, Inc.” and I positively want to see “Up.”
9.) I am really homesick to see my parents. All six of them.
10.) I recently took a CPR refresher course and I am feeling so much more confident about my ability to not morph into a paralyzed garden gnome in a moment of crisis. I am giving my students 10 extra credit points if they get certified or recertified in CPR.
Baby Girl reading in a cafe. She’s soooo Parisian.
And so flirtacious.