Category: Health & Happiness

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Chronicle of Valentine’s Past

1987 – I remember room 1B, the desks aligned in rows with each student’s handmade mailbox scribbled in crayon. Danny B. includes candy in his valentine envelopes, something more exotic than the chalky conversation hearts, and he is the coolest kid in Mrs. Ferry’s room. 1990 – My parents leave us little valentines at our […]

Reasons That Lady Is Unable to Move Her Yoga Mat To Accommodate Mine

1.) Mercury is in retrograde and she’s bound to tip over and you know–dominoes. 2.) Oosh–haha! She wonders if you think we’ll all fit? All 3 of us in a row? 3.) She’s wearing new lululemon and she’s not sure if they’re see-through. 4.) Because why? Did you get a Groupon for this class or […]

Zumba Diaries

The New Year’s risk-it-for-the-biscuit mentality had not worn off yet so I walked into the Unknown Class last night at the gym. I might not have been so bold except that the other students in the class didn’t appear to have any of that Fearful Equipment of Specialized Gym Classes whereby you’re never quite sure […]